Anonymous asked: nerd

Is this in response to the ranch dressing thing?

I still have no regrets.

bihamilton-blog asked: u r n e w t h e m e i s h e l l a

Indeed it is I know friend

U- ukuleles

R- already answered it’s that fucker Rachel

N- Noodles

E- eggplants

W- what

T- Tea

H- Already answered it’s that fucker Hayley

E- Already answered

M- ME (i just high fived myself im so cool)

E- Fuck you

I- i dont know

S- Star Trek and Scrambled Eggs are tied for this tbh

H- Fuck you

E- Fuck you

L- did i already answer this oh yeah LEVI

L- Fuck you

A- aliens yoo

awgskarth asked: t (and if u don't say thig i kill u)

WHY IS HAYLEY THE ONLY ONE SENDING ME LETTERS COME ON PEOPLE

fine

T- THIG

because Hayley is forcing me to say thig wow

awgskarth asked: u didn't answer for h u sucktrumpet

You didn’t send me an H you lettuce

but ok

H- HAYLEYYY

awgskarth asked: d, l, g, r, b, q

Alright uhhhh FUCK THIS IS DIFFICULT WHY SO MANY LETTERS

D- Denise and David Bowie

L- L E V I 

G- guinea pigs (yo they look like fluffy baked potatoes how could I not)

R- Rizzachel (even though she neighs alarmingly) and ROBERT SMITH

B- BANDS

Q- nothing fuck the letter Q

awgskarth asked: son

This is one of 10 messages that tumblr user earthtohayley has sent to me calling me her son.

someone stop this madness.

Anonymous asked: pretty sure they're goats, you loser

why are you even on anon

what is the purpose of this.

PS. YAKES

Anonymous asked: NO. you are wrong son.

Hmm well my next guess was Hayley. Is this Hayley?

Anonymous asked: kayyyy yur so dumb gawsh :D bet you'll never guess who this is!!!

My instincts are telling me it’s Mira for some reason.